The Pillow is Too Fluffy

Some more of Joe's sleep talks. I save them up so I can put more than one on here at a time. (The italicized words are me talking back to him.)


"Heh.... that was awesome." What? "That was sweet."

(I came to get in bed and he looked up and pointed harshly at me...) "Do NOT touch me with your cold hand!!"

"Yuck... there's oil all over the.... thing." What thing? "The.... sprayer thing." Sprayer thing? "Yeah.... the..... sprayer thing. The pressure washer."


Now, before you read this next one, just know that we have exactly the same pillow. We bought them at the same time, same kind, same amout of fluffyness..... yeah. Now you can read it.


(Growning and punching his pillow...) "Why is this so fluffy? This pillow is so fluffy right now..." (He throws the pillow to the foot of the bed) "Ugh.... but I need it...." You wanna try mine? "Yeah." (I hand him my pillow) "Ahh." Is that better? "Yeeaaaahhh."

Sleep Talker

If you havn't heard of or seen the "Sleep Talkin' Man" blog, it is hilarious. This British guy talks in his sleep like crazy and his wife posts them on a blog. A few inappropriate, but they are so funny. If you want to check it out, it's http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com. Anyway so after reading those and laughing our heads off, my mom suggested I do the same for Joe, because he also talks in his sleep. Not nearly as much as the Sleep Talkin' Man, but when he does they are quite hilarious. I always put them in my phone after he says them so I can remember. Here are a few he's said in the past few nights....

"Jiggly. Jiggly horse butt. There's a jiggly horse butt on the shelf. Isn't there?"

"The plug's for the TV. I'll do it later. But I can't cuz we don't have that kind of TV."

(After he suddenly turned and looked at me, startled,) "You turned into candy?!?"

"Pillows... There's no more pillows.... We're out of pillows... and I want moooore."

So there ya go, and there will be moooore. haha.