Here Fishy Fishy Fishy

Weirdest thing happened at walmart the other day. If anyone can top this, please feel free to comment.
So, we went to walmart a few days ago, just like any normal day, got some food, some junk we didn't really need. On our way out the door, a tiny old lady wearing a hat stopped us. She says, "Do you do any fishin?" We're like, no, not really... And she goes, "You know why? Cuz you're scared! You're scared you won't catch anything!" Then she starts asking Joe if he wants to know her secret. He was like, ummm sure? She turned to me and said, "We're women we've got secrets! Don't you wanna know my secret?" Joe said yes. So she says, "I get down close by the water..." she crouches down, "and I do this." then she points to her hat, which said 'Here fishy fishy fishy' on it. Joe started being silly and saying, "You catch it with your hat? You turn it into a hat?" She just looks at me like Joe is the dumbest person alive hahaha. She was like, "Tell him. Tell him what I do." So I said "Here fishy fishy fishy?" And she looked at Joe like it was so obvious. Then she said, "So that's my secret. So next time you go fishin...." We laughed and slowly walked away.
What in the world? She probably robbed us or something. I'm scared we're gonna see her again and she'll be like, didja try that trick I told you? I got some popsicles...down in my celler....